Suicide Puppy

I think Joy is trying to get herself killed, either by suicide or by infuriating the rest of us to the point of murder.

For example, when Joy was three months old, she got into the bathroom trash. I found her on her dog bed with a string hanging out of her mouth. Being a new puppy mom, I, of course, panicked. I wrestled her to the ground while she howled and screamed and pulled the string out of her mouth. She had swallowed a used tampon, and the only thing that saved her was the fact that the string still hung out of her mouth.

Luckily I was able to pull it out.

We were both traumatized. She thought I was torturing her and I was holding her down, pulling a string, and screaming, "No, I won't let you die!"

The next potential death sentence was handed out around seven or eight months when I had just adopted Spencer. I'm still not sure how this whole thing went down, but once again I found Joy on her dog bed, chomping on something. I pried her mouth open (while she screamed and yelped and struggled) to find a thumbtack under her tongue.

A thumbtack!

The only thumbtack in my entire house was the one I used to hang a very small cross stitch picture on the wall above my craft desk. My craft desk is downstairs in my living room, blocked off by a gate. The dogs are not able to get downstairs because I don't want them down there without me. Things like precious stuffed animals, heirlooms, and thumbtacks exist downstairs.

And the TV. Believe me, you break my expensive Smart TV there will be tears.

I found the cross stitch on the floor in the kitchen, and I deduced that the only culprit could be Spencer. Somehow he had dragged the cross stitch, thumbtack and all, upstairs, played briefly with the thumbtack, and then passed it off to Joy so she could kill herself.

This is the first time the kitten has tried to kill Joy.

The second time involved a stuffed Wampa.

You read that right.

I have this adorable stuffed Wampa I bought at Barnes and Noble a few years ago. He was sitting on my table, far back enough where Joy couldn't get to him. One night I heard Spencer batting something around, and I just assumed he'd found some trinket to play with. He has a toy box full of toys, but he'd rather pay with a piece of lint, or, for some odd reason, my foil wrapped chocolates. I took the trinket from him and was momentarily confused. It looked like a round black button with teethmarks. I went upstairs and found Joy on her bed with the mutilated Wampa by her side, missing a nose.

I cried, "My Wampa!"

Joy stared at me with big, innocent puppy eyes, unaware that the piece of plastic she'd been chewing on before Spencer commandeered it for his own toy could have choked her, or caused her to need surgery.

I snatched away the Wampa, and examined him for damage.

Other than the nose and being covered in drool, he really wasn't too worse for wear. One trip through the washing machine and a trip to my friend, the seamstress soon put him to rights.

He now sits on my desk in my office, well out of harm's way.

Again I deduced Spencer as the culprit. He must have pushed the Wampa off the table, Joy got a hold of it, chewed off the nose, and the rest was putting me through trauma as I once again felt like a dog mom failure having not dog proofed the house well enough.

Plastic does seem to be Joy's preference, and if she can make it a particularly dangerous bit of plastic, so much the better. This next time I was sure I had everything that could kill her safely tucked away. I have that gate blocking the downstairs, and I put up a baby gate in the bedroom to keep her out when I can't watch her.

Well, that sure doesn't stop Spencer. Another day I again found him playing with a tiny piece of plastic that I couldn't recognize at first. It turned out to be half a plastic shoe off of a beautiful doll I keep in my bedroom. The gate was up, so Joy couldn't get into the bedroom, so where was the other half of the shoe?

It was in pieces on, you guessed it, Joy's bed. Chewed up, a drooly mess. I took a deep breath counted to ten, and swatted Spencer with the stern reprimand of, "Stop trying to kill the dog!" Here's how this must have happened. Spencer jumped over the gate to get into the bedroom, found the shoe (he had to go digging under the doll for it, mind you) and carried it back over the gate where he left it for Joy to chew up. Then he played with the rest. I put the other shoe in my bedside drawer, but left the doll where she was. Five minutes later I caught Spencer on the dresser, digging under her dress.

I yelled. He fled.

How Joy has not killed herself with sharp plastic objects yet, I do not know. But Spencer sure seems to get a kick out of purposely bringing her plastic pieces to chew up and play Russian Roulette with her life.

The last incident where Joy almost lost her life, was my own fault. I can't blame the cat this time. I had bought several dahlias and calibrachoa flowers to get a kickstart on the season. I was only going to plant one planter that I can take inside at night so the flowers won't freeze. I couldn't resist. Those dahlias were so pretty, I just had to have them. My best friend and I spent a Friday afternoon planting the flowers, and then I placed the planter on the deck next to my geraniums. Geraniums, I might add, that have sat there for a few weeks now, completely unmolested by the puppy.

You know what's coming.

My friend and I went out for couple of hours. We came home to feed the dogs.

My back deck looked like a war zone. Pink and green strewn everywhere. Piles of potting soil tracked across the deck and down the stairs. The calibrachoa was chewed up and lay in clumps around the yard, but the dahlias were nowhere to be found. I assume they made a fine snack for Joy.

At that point, there was nothing left to do but sit on the steps and cry. Which I did. My friend stood next to me, patting my shoulder, hugging me while I sobbed at the loss of my flowers. I think it had more to do with flowers, of course. I can always get more. Joy has just been such a disaster lately, really all I can do sometimes is look at her and weep. I was at the end of my rope. And I threatened soon Joy would be at the end of a rope as well.

I'm kidding of course.

I sincerely hope dahlias are not poisonous to puppies.

A quick search of the Internet shows that they can cause mild gastrointestinal stress in dogs. Well, that explains the piles of green bedecked poop Joy has been leaving me these last few days. She has been eating grass like a fiend. I guess she did have an upset tummy, though I sure couldn't tell the way she hoovers her meals, her treats, her own poop, and of course plastic pieces.

I'm really not a bad pet owner. I really do try to puppy proof as well as I can and I never thought she would dig through the flower pot as she has never done this before. I also never thought the kitten would constantly find items to bring to the puppy that she could potentially choke on. I keep potentially harmful things away from the puppy. I can't believe I have a kitten who actually brings them to her since she can't get to them herself. My other two cats don't do this. And Tess is old so I haven't had to worry about any of this with her for years.

My friend joked that we should get Joy a tag that reads "Ruiner of nice things" on one side, and "The Meg" on the other.

I hope Joy outgrows this phase of constantly looking for new ways to accidentally kill herself soon. I don't think the rest of us can take the trauma or the guilt.



This seemed an appropriate badge to get for Joy. I haven't yet inscribed "The Meg" on it.

Pet Barometers

Pets really are the barometers for your emotional life.

When I was at my lowest, depressed and anxious and crying all the time, my animals moped around the house, acting like the world was ending. In their defense - and mine - we were all grieving over the loss of Percy, at least partially. Tess and Puckett missed their friend, banishing themselves to a corner of the room to sleep and lie around. Puckett was the least active, as I still occasionally made Tess go out for a walk on nice days. We didn't have the same pep and joy in our walks though. I walked because it was necessary. Tess sniffed and peed on trees and bushes, but her heart didn't seem in it. Puckett spent hours curled up in the same spot next to the heater, emerging only to use the box and eat, and even eating seemed like a chore for her.

It wasn't until I had the wild hair to adopt a puppy and kitten that sort of pepped everyone up, mostly because they had no choice. Joy bounced around Tess constantly, trying to get her to play. She was like a pogo stick: "Pat attention to me! Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me!" And what could poor Tess do, other than sigh in resignation and play with her, knowing that otherwise Joy would never leave her alone?

And Spencer, well, Spencer just adds all kinds of life. Willow was never a fan of Percy's and I don't think she was too heartbroken over his death. She did, however, pick up on the mood of everyone else in the house and spent most of her days sleeping, like Puckett. She was more inclined to eat and sack out on the bed with me, because Willow is clingy and not an isolator. Puckett's isolating worried me a bit. She's normally a confident, happy, social cat.

Here came Spencer, and suddenly Puckett is acting like a kitten again. Even Willow has started playing with him if he's not too pushy and insistent. The three of them chase each other through the house, they roll across the floor sounding like they're killing each other in play fight, and suddenly at night I have three cats on the bed instead of just one. Puckett nestles right up beside me by the pillows, Willow sleeps at the foot of the bed, and Spencer sacks out on my legs. He eventually goes downstairs or under the bed (or joins Joy in her kennel or Tess on her dog bed), but at the beginning of the night everyone is all huddled together

I am no longer in deep depression and the animals aren't either. And my new relationship is so different from the last one, I don't think any of us know how to navigate it besides Joy and Spencer.

We're all happy and it's weird.

I hate to say that, really. Have I been so jaded and treated badly that I no longer recognize what being happy or feeling joy is?

Maybe that's why I named the puppy "Joy" though "Jaws" really seems to suit her better. If she was bigger I'd call her the Meg. But I digress.

My therapist is having a field day with me because I told her a few months ago that I was done dating. I'm not putting in the work anymore, and I have no energy for the endless online surfing, meeting for coffee, navigating whether we like each other, and going out on actual dates. The thought of going back online exhausted me, and I kept coming up with reasons not to. I still wanted a relationship, but if I was going down that road again he would basically have to show up on my doorstep, because I'm not looking anymore. Also my sex drive was in the toilet anyway, so I wasn't really motivated to go out looking for someone.

A month ago, he actually did show up on my doorstep. I was working in my front garden, pulling weeds and getting the bed ready for planting. This car rolled up, a guy got out, and at first I thought he was lost and asking for directions when he walked up to me. Instead he told me he'd seen me walking my dogs in the neighborhood because he works just down the street, and then I did remember exchanging a few words with him a couple of times in the early mornings when I walked. He asked me to dinner, and it took me a second. I almost said no, but changed my mind and suggested we meet for coffee instead. See how we like each other.

Turns out we like each other a lot. And the animals like him too. He even likes the cats. And I like his dog (those who remember the last one's dog will probably find that humorous) and his dog likes me. And the dogs all like each other. We took them for a walk the other day, all three of them, and Tess came out of her shell like she hasn't in a couple years. She ran and played and there was a bit of tension when she made sure that the new dog understood she is alpha, but after that everyone was friends. Joy will get along with anyone as long as they don't try to eat her. She just wants to play. Tess was a puppy again. And as far as her personality, the new dog is sweet and bouncy, energetic but disciplined. She actually listens. And God love her she stays off the furniture. Mostly.

I don't really have a physical type when it comes to men, but if I did, he's it. Short and cute but built like a little Jason Statham. I like them short. I've never been one of those women who refuses to date a guy under six feet tall. I'm more like please be under five feet ten!

And he's so nice. It's weird. I'm used to getting yelled at for the smallest, stupidest little things (like not texting first in the morning), or remaining friends with the Cowboy, or heaven forbid allowing the Cowboy to do stuff to my house like he has been for years, and this guy is just like "Cool." About everything. Nothing fazes him. The other night he turned to me and said "I like you. You make me happy." And I kept waiting for the "But" like "But I feel like I'm doing more work in this relationship than you are." Nope, he stopped talking after he said I made him happy and kissed my nose.

If Tess feels like a puppy again, I'm pretty sure I feel like a teenager again. We kind of make other people sick. We're that couple making out on the sidewalk, or holding hands in Walmart of all places, or gazing into each others' eyes at the wine bar, and I have never been into PDA's. Will it last? I don't know. I hope so. He says he plans to stick around for a while, if I let him. He's pretty easy to be around. He doesn't get mad easily, he's clean, he likes things neat, he doesn't drink. I'm a skeptic by nature, but he seems to be just what the doctor ordered. I have no complaints so far.

Cats and books! Happiness abound.

How Quickly Things Change

A line from the TV show, Frasier, leapt out at me when I was binge-watching eleven seasons in a depressed state of "My life will never be exciting again." Frasier was going through a similar phase of being stuck in a rut while his brother, Niles, was married to Daphne and expecting a child, and Marty was dating beautiful, younger Wendie Malik, having the time of his life. Marty gave him some fatherly advice with, "Take it from me. Just when you think nothing exciting will ever happen to you again, that's when it does."

And I have to say, he sure said a mouthful.

Status quo for me for the longest time was go to work, come home, veg out in front of the TV or read a book, repeat. I shook things up when I adopted Joy, but my life revolved around her for several months as I got her into a routine and tried to keep her from eating the house. While she's not as destructive as some dogs, (I know someone with a pit bull puppy the same age who tore the dryer door off. I mean, just ripped it off. And someone else with a lab puppy about the same age who was so totally out of control they had to rehome him) the list of things she's chewed are as follows:

• Two mugo pines
• A tree sapling
• A dog bowl
• Piles of mulch
• One of the outdoor water bins
• Two planters
• Multiple dog toys and bones
• The lawn chair the Cowboy made for me a few years ago
• The corners off the doghouse

But I have to say, she has never eaten a shoe, she never got into underwear, she leaves my stuffed animals alone (Tess was obsessed with stuffed animals when she was younger), and she has never chewed the furniture.

Spencer makes up for that by scratching the furniture, but I digress.

It is a full time job caring for a puppy.

Joy is nine months old now, and she is a holy terror. She is deep in her teenaged rebellious phase to the point where she no longer listens to me or Tess. She has regressed to jumping on the door and me, barking, throwing a tantrum whenever her paws get wiped, not waiting for her release word to eat, and generally ignoring me and my commands as if I'm just the annoying mother who doesn't understand what it's like to be her age.

She's right, I probably don't. I don't remember what it's like to be in my twenties.

Thank God for that.

Joy goes to puppy class, she gets regular walks, she has rules and discipline as Cesar Millan suggests, and Tess has been showing her teeth an awful lot lately. Nothing works at the moment.

Needless to say life is very exciting again.

I came home for lunch the other day, and went outside to check on the dogs. I am now used to the piles of mugo pine branches littering the yard. The harsh winter destroyed them anyway, so I'm going to dig them up and replace them with rose bushes. Meanwhile they are Joy's favorite chew toys. This particular day she had somehow managed to drag one of the large water bins (filled with water) across the yard, and stuffed it in the dog house. I actually stood in the yard, looking for the bin, turned around and saw it just sitting in the dog house. It took a minute for my brain to register, "The water bin is in the dog house. What the hell? How did it get there?" It is wider than the doorway to the dog house. I have to say I'm impressed with the determination and problem solving skills it takes to shove a large heavy duty plastic bin into a dog house.

Then there was the weeklong phase of eating straight up cat litter out of the box. Now, every dog I've ever owned has gotten in the cat litter at least once to eat cat poop. That's just what dogs do. Joy, however, didn't care if there was poop or not. I walked in the bedroom one evening (I keep an extra box there for Willow, Miss Fussypants), and the entire box had been sucked clean of litter. Joy trotted out of the bedroom and immediately barfed it all back up again on her dog bed. Piles of it. Just clumps of straight up litter. That could not have felt good coming back up. She spent the rest of the night hacking and wheezing because my cat litter is made of grass seed. It's not as dusty as some, but it's coarse and I'm sure it couldn't have felt good.

So what did she do two days later? The exact same thing. Hoovered the box, and immediately, not even thirty seconds later, barfed it all back up again. Second time's the charm. She stopped after that. Hasn't bothered the box since.

Her new favorite thing to do is trap Spencer between her paws and chew on his head. This isn't as bad as it sounds. She doesn't hurt him, and there is no blood or yowling. He eventually has enough and escapes, hiding under the bed. And what does he do five minutes later? Comes back out and lets her trap him again. It is a little disconcerting to walk into a room and see a German shepherd with a small black cat between her paws just going to town on his head. If one didn't know any better one would think she was killing him.

It's like Tess and Percy reincarnated. Spencer is almost identical to Percy. He looks like him, minus the fangs. Instead he has a kink in his tail. He plays with Joy the way Percy used to play with Tess. And he's such a little asshole. Scratches the furniture, flings litter everywhere, plays with his food and leaves a trail of kibble all over the kitchen floor, poops in the box as soon as I've cleaned it, lies in wait for Willow and pounces on her when she walks by. The difference is that Willow isn't afraid of Spencer like she was Percy, and gives back as good as she gets. Then he races through the house like a herd of stampeding elephants, chirping and trilling. He is absolutely the cutest thing in the world.

I feel like maybe they've opened the door to allow new and different things to come into my life. I'm baking and making chocolates again, and while it's not going very smoothly, I will be selling some at a craft fair. I'm working on my novel like a fiend. I've started drawing and painting again. I've even started dating again, but that's a story for the next blog, as it's kind of a fun little story on its own.

This morning, my new friend walked into the hallway and said, "You locked that cat in the kennel with Joy last night. They're both just staring at me." I started to laugh. Spencer likes to slip through the small hole in the dog kennel and sleep in there periodically, but he's never gone in there at night with Joy before. The two of them just sitting there staring out of the kennel was just so funny, and it confirmed that adopting Spencer was the right thing to do. I adopted him for Joy and they are clearly starting to bond.

And yes, everyone is as codependent as ever. Last night I had two cats on the bed, one under the bed, Joy on the dog bed at the foot of the bed, and Tess sacked out beside it.

Things really can change in a blink of an eye.

Joy and Spencer both in a rare state of being still.

I absolutely love this image of Willow.



This is my favorite picture of Tess and Puckett. My two old girls, enjoying some bonding time.

Youths

As if adopting a new puppy wasn't enough, I went and did something.

I think I need my head examined.

Or else I've just given up on all my dreams and decided to make myself a full time steward of animals (well, and plants, but that doesn't happen until spring).

I blame Joy. Completely. It's all her fault. I take no responsibility for my actions. I also blame the Dog and Cat Shelter. They know a sucker when they see one, and they somehow manage to find those suckers even when the suckers don't come to them.

They will find you.

The other night at puppy class, Joy was doing her exercises and suddenly this little black head with two big green eyes popped up from one of the cages at the back of the Petco store. This small black kitten fixed its eyes on Joy and watched her with such intent while Joy worked her class, he seemed almost mesmerized. Joy finally noticed him too and was equally interested. They sat and stared at each other.

I almost saw heart bubbles popping between them.

I may not have thought much about it, had the little beast not stuck his tiny paws through the holes of his cage and waved them at us. He was all black with green eyes.

And I thought, Percy 2.0.

Of course I had to check him out. I love dogs, but cats are a different story with me. I can walk through the kennels at the animal shelter, and while I will pet a few noses and sympathize with the plight of homeless dogs, I can walk away. Shepherds are my Kryptonite, but even them, if they seem like they won't fit in with my life, I can walk away. Mewing, homeless, pathetic looking cats just break my heart. This is why I don't go into the cat room at the Dog and Cat Shelter anymore. That's how I ended up with Puckett and Willow.

It was the perfect storm. The kitten, being all black with green eyes, filled two criteria already, and when I checked his card to see if he was male or female (hoping he was a female because I don't need any more girls in my house), I groaned. He was male. Four months old, neutered already, all his shots, ready to go home.

I mean, he wouldn't cost me a dime except for the adoption fee which wasn't very much. And I already had all the food and toys and treats and bowls and litter necessary for a cat his size.

So that week we acquired Spencer, the new little brother no one but Joy wanted.

It actually didn't go as badly as I thought it might. Introducing a new cat to two others is always tricky. I didn't worry too much about Puckett. She doesn't care as long as everyone understands and accepts that she is queen. Willow I was a bit more worried about. She's gone through bullying from Percy and being picked on by Joy. I was worried maybe I'd pushed her too far. But both girls hissed and swatted a few times upon meeting Spencer. They watched him as long as he kept his distance, but they didn't seem bothered. At first he spent most days in the guest room while I was at work, and at night when I was asleep. He couldn't be unsupervised. He tried to eat my yarn, climb on the wine rack, and Joy (who had just been spayed and needed to stay inside on a velvet cushion) just could not seem to sit still around him. She followed him around and rolled him across the floor with her nose. This kitten is completely fearless, just like Percy was. Dogs don't bother him. The vacuum cleaner doesn't bother him. Even Puckett doesn't intimidate him, though he has learned to keep his distance.

So while there was some growling and swatting and hissing, nothing too dramatic. He and Puckett have become friends. They play together just like she and Percy used to. He follows Willow around like she is the most fascinating creature in the world and tries to engage her in play. That ticks her off and she hisses and jumps on the cat tree. I think if Spencer wasn't so pushy, Willow might eventually warm up to play with him. He was a bit apprehensive about Joy at first since she was so pushy, but now they've become good friends and play together every night. Joy chases Spencer who chases Willow who throws a fit and chaos ensues. Meanwhile Puckett and Tess watch them with the look I usually reserve for twenty-year-olds.

To quote Schmidt from The New Girl, "Youths!"

Grief and disappointment will do strange things to a person. For eight months it was four old ladies sitting around feeling sorry for themselves. Well, three old ladies, and Willow, who I guess is middle-aged. Maybe I'm middle-aged too. Who knows at this point. Then we got Joy, and then we got Spencer. Boy do they spice up life. They are so full of life and energy and joy (Joy!) they kind of remind me what that used to be like.

It's too soon to tell if this was the biggest mistake of my life. Spencer is now five months old, but still a baby by kitty standards. I hope when he grows up he doesn't take everyone out. And Joy is a teenager by dog standards, and most nights I feel like I'm fighting with my teenage daughter. I can almost see her stomping her feet and screaming "You're ruining my life!" I know this too shall pass, and when she hits 18 months she'll be as good a dog as Tess. She has the temperament. I don't think cats go through bratty teenage phases, but males do go through bossy britches phases, and as much as I loved Percy he was a nasty little bully. I hope Spencer won't take on that personality trait. He's already getting bolder, and his new thing lately is stealing my makeup brushes and knocking his food bowls over so he can play with the kibble.

It's easy forget as one ages the utter joy and carefree wonderment of youth. And it's easy to be contemptuous of that youth. Contrary to what the kids think, it isn't jealousy that drives older people and animals to despise them. Jealousy? Really? Go through all that again on purpose? Not on your life. No, it's arrogance. Sure, we all used to act that way when we were that age, but it's easy to forget as the wisdom of age takes over. It's easy to get annoyed, and think, "Jesus, why don't you use your brain, think a little, don't act so stupid!"

But sometimes I look at Joy and Spencer and I just have to smile. They are so cute. They are two balls bouncing through life with exuberance. They haven't had a chance to develop idiosyncrasies or anxieties. They haven't yet learned that some may not like them or judge them or, Heaven forbid, would hurt them given the chance (Spencer is a black cat after all). They are silly and irrational, but they are innocent, and their innocence makes them happy.

If youth has no other use, it at least has the joy of innocence and the excitement of new discoveries. And I definitely miss that sometimes.

And here he is, the new little beast. Spencer was named during a Criminal Minds marathon. I named him for Dr. Spencer Reid.

New Little Sister

It's been eight months. Eight months since I lost Percy, and ended this blog about codependent animals.

Then I went and acquired another codependent animal.

Last August, I got Joy, a two month old German shepherd puppy that I never really wanted. Tess never wanted a little sister. And Puckett and Willow had no intention of dealing with another dog, especially a puppy who thinks of them as live squeaky toys. Joy stampeded into the lives of four old ladies with nothing much left to live for, and turned our lives upside down.

It's been a shit year, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I ended my engagement (for good reason, and no regrets), I lost my Percy, and fell into despair. As the months passed, I tried several things to lift my spirits, change my life, do something anything different. I attempted to buy a coffee shop and bakery to showcase my new talent of creating macarons. Now, they say money isn't everything, but unfortunately it is something. I couldn't afford it, not even the down payment. I'm fairly confident that once I purchased the business I'd have been able to keep it successful, make it even better than it is, but if one doesn't have the funds to get started, there isn't much else one can do. The only way I could do it is if my father invested and he didn't want to. Then I thought, well, fine, I'll start applying for jobs in other places, because I have to get out of this town. I applied for so many jobs and received so many rejections it was almost like submitting my writing. One place that interviewed me raved about my qualifications, gushed about how impressed they were with me, and paid for me to drive down and interview in person. After nearly dying on the mountain pass in a crazy snowstorm, a three hour interview and tour of the town, and meeting everyone and their brother at the library, they decided I wasn't what they wanted after all and left a rather cold, informal message on my house phone that I only check once a week telling me that they weren't going to offer me the job, and good luck in my endeavors.

As if that wasn't cheerful enough, I got rejected for my dream job in my dream town, and by two more places in the same town, telling me I wasn't quite what they wanted.

I've wanted so badly to get the hell out of this town where nothing good ever happens anymore and that has nothing left to offer me for the last two years, that I was ready to move into my best friend's basement.

Through it all the one bright spot that remains is my pets, and then here comes Joy.

And a joy she is. This is the happiest, most delightful dog I've ever had the pleasure of being around. Tess looks at her with the contempt that only an older being can have for a youthful one (sort of how I look at people in their twenties), and the cats want to kill her. But she bounces around like a little black ball, vibrant with the joy of life, fearful of nothing, ready to take on the world.

I didn't want another puppy. I toyed with the idea after Percy died mostly because I was terrified that Tess might be next and maybe it was time to start looking so that I would have something to act as a balm for when that horrific event happens. Percy was a wake up call. I did not expect to lose him as soon and as quickly as I did, and when it happened I realized that any of them could go at any moment. Tess will be twelve in March. That is old for a shepherd. And while she is very healthy barring some arthritis that slows her down a bit, she is still old. She won't live forever. I can't imagine a life without her, but I'm going to have to start.

One day not long after Percy passed, I was at the Verizon store at the same time as a lady was visiting with her beautiful black German shepherd. As shepherds are my Kryptonite, I immediately forgot the reason I was at the Verizon store and made an ass of myself over the dog. The lady told me she was pregnant, and if I was interested in a puppy, to let her know. At the time, I wasn't. But after thinking about it, I stopped by the store a week later and dropped off my card letting them know if their friend was still interested in selling me a puppy, I'd be interested in buying one.

I never heard from her and I was fine with that. Until the end of July when I got a random text from one of my best friends in town, a woman who seems to collect stray animals. She sent me a picture of herself holding a little black puppy with the caption “Look what I have for you.”

A week later I had adopted a little black and tan German shepherd puppy.

It was a rough start. I was not prepared for a puppy. I had no kennel, no idea how to raise a puppy. I always had older dogs. Tess was a year old when I adopted her. I've never had to deal with something younger. But Joy is a very good puppy. She's very smart. She learns quickly. She was housebroken quickly. I've been taking her to puppy class, and she loves the exercises. She's so different from Tess. Tess, who needed three hours of walking a day just to be a little tired, but could go all day if she needed to. Tess who isn't food motivated, who never had any interest in rally or obstacle courses, who is loyal and territorial and dominant and crazy attached to me. Joy is food motivated, will do anything for a treat, even a bit of kibble. I have to feed her with one of those special slow feeder bowls to slow her down or she'll have gas all night long and keep us awake with the stench. She loves training classes and an hour of work wears her out that she'll sleep the rest of the day. She's lazy, not nearly as energetic as Tess was at her age. She doesn't care for walks, but she wants to use her nose, and she loves obstacle courses. Her new favorite thing is to roll over. Where Tess is protective of me and will throw a fit should anyone suspicious come near me, Joy will hand over the silver if you give her a piece of bacon. Where Tess is dominant and full of herself, Joy is submissive, happy to play the omega as long as everyone is nice to her. Where Tess is aggressive towards other dogs from being attacked one too many times, Joy still sees the good in all other dogs, seeing a friend in each one. Tess is anxious in the car and hates being taken from her home, and Joy loves to go, loves to experience new places, and has no fear of anything. She challenges me and Tess, in the thick of her adolescent phase. She's only eight months old. But when Tess shows her teeth and snarls, Joy hits the ground, groveling, and licking beneath Tess' chin. If I make my voice firm and put my hands on my hips, her butt hits the floor and she stares at me, waiting for her treat.

She is the cutest little thing.

The other night after puppy class I took her to the grassy area in the parking lot to go potty and she burrowed her nose in the snow, tunneling through it like a mole. She buried herself so deep all I saw was her backside and her tail sticking out of the pile of snow. The mound of snow moved as she tunneled forward. I laughed so hard. Harder than I have in a long time.

Rejection sucks. I've had the trifecta. My career, my writing, and my relationships. I can't seem to move on in my career, I can't seem to finish a writing project. And I definitely can't seem to make a relationship work. I can't forgive myself for making the wrong decision the last time, and I can't blame the good men for not wanting someone like me. But when it comes to animals, they don't reject. At the end of the day, I am Tess' world.

And somehow I've become Joy's. I didn't ask for her. And she didn't ask for me. Heaven knows she deserves better. Tess did too, this beautiful intelligent dog who was wasted on someone like me. Joy could do any kind of work suited for a dog of her intelligence, trainability and temperament. I look ten years back in time and I know. Tess should have been a drug sniffer, a search and rescue dog, or at the very least a herder as her instinct was very strong when she was young. Joy should have that chance as well.

In puppy class we worked on recall. I had to leave her with the trainer and hide in the aisles, then call her. She freaked out. Lost her shit when I walked away from her. Whining, scrabbling along the floor, pulling on her leash as she tried to race after me. Somewhere in the last six months, this puppy became so attached to me that she doesn't like letting me out of her sight.

Just like Tess.

The whole world might reject you. But dogs never will. Maybe Tess is wasted on me. But no one could love that dog as much as I do. And maybe Joy deserves the chance to do meaningful work. But someone abandoned her at two months old and I have a very good friend who knew that I'd take her in. Joy will be loved just as much as Tess.

She's already spoiled rotten, sacked out in front of a warm heater, a full belly, and a big sister she absolutely worships. Maybe I've had the trifecta of rejections, but Joy accepted me as her protector and friend.

That's worth more than the other jobs, the writing rejections, and the relationships rejections.

 

She thinks she's beautiful.

And this is the look of guilt from stealing three bowls of cat food.